Hello!

I'm Neutral Nick

Resident Assistant

Knowledge Broker

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You're probably wondering why on Earth you

would need a Resident Assistant, Right?

Well, firstly, this is not Earth!

You are no longer existing within the linear

timeline the patriarchy enforces.​

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The nonlinear timeline takes some getting

used to and requires a few adjustments.

You will need some guidance and resources

to help you find your feet. This is where

I come into the picture. -------------------->

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Okay, okay I can understand your

irreverence but hear me out.

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When I arrived here, I had no clue about who,

what, why, where or when. It was tough and

the people who were supposed to help....... didn't.

Yet, they still got given payment, patted themselves on the back and I was worse off. 

 

As Resident Assistant, I have taken the liberty of compiling some resources to share with you. There is a lot of information, sure, but you won't have to go searching everywhere for it. 

What would I know about anything? I don't have a piece of paper from the patriarchy and I'm just some queer bogan who can't tie up his shoelaces! 

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While that may be true, I'm no doctor, scientist or politician and shoelaces are an archnemesis of mine, I do have lived experience. Drawing upon my lived experiences of navigating the nonlinear timeline, along with other saved bits of information, has been more valuable as a resource than anything ever offered to me in helping me to navigate things.

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It is a given that my lived experience hasn't gathered as much interest as a piece of patriarchy paper has in the linear world. In my understanding though, and forgive me if I am wrong, that interest is probably around 3% at the moment, right? 

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Of course, I don't know everything but the beauty of it is when you have walked far enough along the path, you find others along the way. They might be going in the opposite direction to you but they've already been where you're going. Who better to ask for some wisdom than someone who has already been there and done that? 

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Being stuck in a flesh prison is hard enough and if I can help make the journey a little easier for you then I am more than happy to help. The help might come to you in an unorthodox way or you might not even realise you needed the help and find yourself receiving it anyway. Whatever the case, I hope you enjoy your visit here and wherever you go from this point in the wiggly, jiggly, swirly, whirly nonlinear interdimensional timeline of the multiverse, you journey safely.

 

Peace 

Resident Assistant

Neutral Nick